Tuesday, February 13, 2007

ANNA NICOLE SMITH

Yes indeed, she is tabloid fodder these days. The former Playboy centerfold pased away last week, leaving a firestorm of controversey surrounding her death, as well as the future surrounding her newborn daughter.

For the record, there are now several rumors as to who the real father might be. Some are crazy, some are perverted. Some are just plain weird. But let's run them down.

1. Howard K. Stern - No, not the Sirius Radio shock jock, but Smith's personal attorney, advisor and guru. You rarely saw her without him close behind. Shortly after the death of her son, Anna and Howard got married in the Bahamas. Or did they? No one seems to know for sure whether or not the marriage was in fact legal. Nonetheless, Smith named Stern as the father.

2. Larry Birkhead - Smith's former boyfriend, who alleges that he is in fact the real father. He has been fighting in court to prove his case.

3. Prince Frederic Von Anhalt - Husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, who claims he had an affair with Smith for years. He too is now going to court, and wants custody of the child.

4. Alex Denk - One of Smith's former bodyguards. He too alleges he had an affair with her. He's now suggesting that he in fact could be the father.

5. J. Howard Marshall - Yes, even Smith's late husband's name has been added to the mix. How? Well, there are now rumors that she may have frozen some of his sperm, and used it to get pregnant.

6. Daniel Smith - Her dead son, unfortunately. But there are some rather perverted rumors floating around that Smith's deceased son may actually be the father of his little sister. I highly doubt it to be true. But I guess you can't count out anything

Stay tuned...